The boys are playing happily. To celebrate this rare but much welcomed moment do I ;
a) Skip merrily to the fridge and pour myself a goblet or three of wine?
b) Jump in a bubbling bath whilst listening to panpipe versions of music from a life before?
c) Tackle the drawer of doom?
Being a fool, I choose option C. Although I must admit that it is more appealing than listening to Panpipe cover versions. (Note to self, never be a quiz writer)
Here is pictorial evidence of the drawer of doom:
Look closer, there’s something with deadly tentacles …
The dull reality is that there are masses and masses of piles like this one:
(Slightly elated that the missing for a very long time tv control has been found)
Anyway, the point of this post is that in my 7 minute de-doom the drawer plan, I didn´t account for the following SEVEN interruptions:
1. Boy 1 has a nosebleed, a never-ending nosebleed, over himself, over the floor, in the drawer of doom. I have it under control , only for him to catch sight of himself in Dora the Explore’s camcorder and all hysteria breaks out.
2. Boy 2 and Neighbour’s son, have a fight because they can’t find the treasure they buried in the sandpit, or remember what it was
3. Boy 1 announces he will only recover from excessive bleeding if I give him a snack. But it has to be the same as his friend Nil’s. The identity of this snack is however, a secret and I have to guess what it is. I still haven’t guessed …
4. Boy 2 has a nosebleed. (Who knew they were contagious?)
5. (Not-so)-Super Mario is stuck on a rock and can’t get on his pony. I am called in to unstick him, which i do but then promptly get him killed by one of those shooting flowers. My popularity is not booming at the moment.
6. Bedtime, there was also dinner too but they gave up on me and helped themselves to weetabix (6 each). I followed the trail of milk to discover this, and they were quite impressed by my detective skills. (Slowly clawing back at being Mum of the moment). Bedtime, Boy 2’s room, was full of rubbish from the drawer. “You’ve made my room really messssssssyyyyy!” He says happily, on realization that he can’t get into his bed, or the drawer or the floor. He spends the night in my bed. Whilst I work out where various bits of plastic have come from , and about midnight end up chucking it all back in and change furniture around.
7. (A whole 7 hours later) I am awoken by shuffling and scraping and harrumphing. Boy 2 is not happy with new room layout and is single handedly trying to move everything back to “like before, Mummy. Just like befoooore”
Moral of the story? Always choose option A. Always.
I’ve been there, why we take on these mammoth tasks I’ll never know. option A is always the sensible option but we never choose the sensible option though do we?! #TheList
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I know!! I think I’m going to write it on walls!
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I was hoping you would choose option A! Lol I have a drawer of doom too – the moral of your story is that it’s better left as is, so that’s what I will do! #TheList x
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Yes! Haha! Live and learn….
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Fabulous I love the idea of a drawer if doom we all have one xxxx Lin
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Haha! Xxxx is yours the one in the dining room? 😜
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The drawer of doom I love it always had one too. I assumed it was compulsory. Perhaps pnly one though??!!
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: ) xx
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Oh how funny, sometimes it’s best just to leave things as they were and sit down to relax
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Yes, I’ve learnt that now !!
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What is option “A” if you have a basement of doom? I agree that we must always, always choose option “A”!
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If you have a basement of doom, you close the door with padlocks and chains and … Run! Xx
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I do like a story with a good moral at the end! x
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Thanks! I like a story with a glass of something or some cheese at the end ! Xx
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Option a noted for the future. We have two baskets of doom and an attic. Don’t ever look in the attic…
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I actually have a whole flat of doom…..!
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oh no what more could of gone wrong, bet you wish you opted for the wine now! thanks for linking up to #kidscorner
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Yes! X
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Besides double nosebleeds this is so funny! I never get to tackle the big jobs for exactly this reason! Thanks for sharing in #KidsCorner x
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Thank you! It has taken me THREE days to fold and put away the clean washing! I am not cut out for this !!!
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Ha ha this is brilliant! We have a drawer of doom too! 🙂 Thanks so much for linking up to #TheList x
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Thank you! I might need to start a drawer of doom anonymous group!
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Haha! I would have gone for the goblet of wine 😉 I love they were impressed with your detective skills, kids are so fun (read: messy)! Thanks for linking up to #TheList xx
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I have now learnt that it’s alwAys wine before tidying up!
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