Today I sat down on the sofa with a cheese sandwich, only to be met by (rather smug) cries of “UH-OH, no smiley face for you today!” Cue, much tutting and finger wagging. “You know the rules!” they boomed. “No eating on the sofa!”
WHY I HAVE NEVER HAD A SMILEY FACE STICKER, EVER.
1. I declared it morning.
2. I dared serve a vegetable for lunch.
3. I didn’t know where the teeny tiny sparkly never seen before yellow brick was or is.
4. I was on the loo when I was “needed urgently, right now” to reach the biscuits.
5. I didn’t have the right biscuits.
6. I can`t do a cartwheel. (Star jumps aren’t cool, apparently)
7. I made them go to school.
8. We don’t live in or near Legoland.
9. I sat down, when I should have been protecting the castle from the bad fairy pirate.
10. I mentioned teeth and brushing all in the same sentence.
11. Only one child got a smiley face. (Try explaining to a tired 3 year old, why hitting your brother really hard with a bucket full of lego, doesn’t warrant a smiley face.)
12. I declared it bedtime, when there were still “100 years left” of the day.
Linking up with #MMWBH #sharewithme at letstalkmommy.com
I hope you’ve learned your lesson now!
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When will you learn that kids are always right? We’re only grown-ups, after all.
These are all painfully familiar, although we at least have the benefit of living within comfortable driving distance of Legoland …
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Well so that’s why you had no smiley faces I understand everything now!
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O my I have just laughed and laughed at this-it’s brilliant, and very very familiar! I too have felt the wrath of a three year old when mentioning teeth brushing, or earlier this week, suggesting that an octopus probably doesn’t own a pair of pyjamas. Unsurprisingly, I have yet to earn a smiley face too-you are not alone! x #sharewithme
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Thank you SO much! Haha! Love the octopus!!
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Thank you-for once I was lost for words-I have avoided the topic since! x
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Love how you start with declaring it morning and end by declaring it bedtime. I think i cheated on the list thing. My post wasnt really a list! PS. How did you create the cool header for your blog? #bloggingmysteries
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The header was an illustration my friend gave me of our family ! The blog layout i use is pachdermy ( i always think it’s taxidermy!) i saw somewhere on twitter this morning somebody who does family illustrations .. If i stumble upon it again, i shall let you know!
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Thanks. I’m always interested in how everyone else’s blog looks so amazing!
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Love this! So funny. (if you could add the link onto our badge that would be aces!) Thanks for linking to #TheList x
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How do i do that? I tried to do it and couldnt!!! I cam add it in the sidebar as a widget bur not under the text! I al a clueless blogger! Is there a trick? If not can put it back in the sidebar!
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Consider yourself reprimanded!! Hilarious post, I love it 🙂
Thanks for linking up to #TheList xxxx
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